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It was the blizzard of 2007.  The worst blizzard since 1955.  I laughed it off, thinkint it was another folley of the weatherman.  Little did I know tragedy was about to strike.  I was on my way home, in the blizzard of....2007.  The roads...there were no roads.  I drove blindly, like a bat at night, except without my sonar...All of a sudden a giant bowl of porridge staggered out onto the road, clearly lost like a kitten in a blizzard.  I slammed on my brakes, but stopping was futile, 120mph I slammed into the almost frozen bowl of porridge.  My truck was unharmed, I wish I could say the same for the poor poor bowl of porridge.  His innards leaked, white ichor spilled onto the road like ghostly blood.  There was nothing I could do, so I left him there for death, or maybe, a lost person may stumble accross his cooling liquidy goodness and use it for warmth, to keep them alive for another 20 minutes, only delaying the  horrible death that await them...20 minutes later.  Again I ventured blindly through the blowing snow and cold, like a blind man through a blizzard.  My tires slipped on the icey road, or so I thought.  I heard some strange noise, like a some sort of ice, shifting and making some sort of cracking noise....then I saw water seeping through the road.  This wasn't the blizzard of 2007, this was the rapture...water was rising from the earths surface to drown out and freeze all that dwell on it!  It was like some horrible dream were the earth floods and freezes.....I stepped on the gas, water and slush flew out from beneath, the road groaned like ice under stress, I finally escaped impending doom, prolonging my death until the whole earth was covered with water.  It was then I knew it was time to unveil my plan to flee the earth when such an event occurs.  I then hit my magical red button of glee and my truck turned into my intergalactic machine of travelling goodness.  I did the countdown, and fled the earth, unaware that I should have brought someone along.....Someone to reproduce with.........It was too late, I would never have made it in time.......

I then travelled great distances, basking in my eternal lonliness, when I then met a giant space apricot.  My first thought was he was friendly, that was until he swallowed me and my intergalactic machine of travelling goodness whole.